August 21, 2012
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I have this theory
So today I took a nap with my cat.
I woke up after about 30 minutes and she slept for another hour or so. Right after I woke up I got coffee and perked right up. And then I felt bad for my cat, well for all cats actually, because they don't get to drink coffee after they nap.
What a terrible life. No wonder they sleep all day. Waking up is too hard without coffee. So anyway, that's my big theory. Cats nap all the time because they don't have coffee. And when they are awake they get depressed and try to throw themselves away.
Poor cats.
Wow 3rd blog entry in 2 days. This is nuts for me. Go me go!
Comments (17)
Amazing! A 1.5 blog entry/day rate!
haha, poor kitty
yep. cats have it rough alright. mine sure do. sleep, eat, poop, sleep, puke hair balls, sleep....
@GreekPhysique - maybe we can also calculate the acceleration!
@maniacsicko - poor kitty indeed! a life without coffee...terrible!
@buddy71 - hahaha what a life
Cats are great....chinese food :p
I suspect your theory may be spot on!
Lol, I love your theory! However, how would you argue this theory with dogs? Most of them seem to be pretty happy =)
lool trash kitty!
@IntoTheWind1 - I think chinese food makes better chinese food @.@
@yourkbear - I suspect so as well!
@oOo_itsJuJu - haha maybe they are able to synthesize their own caffeine internally!
@UR_MUSE - hahaha yep
Interesting theory...hehe! Cats everywhere mourn their lack of coffee, haha!
The picture of your cat in the trash is priceless, bravo! 
hahahahha! indeed, cats need their coffee! its a must, a sip of coffee a day keeps the blues away! haha!
Hehehe, the cat threw itself away! lol
@making_a_comeback_05 - @firetyger - hahaha i'm glad you liked the photo!
@electrons_in_hatius_2009 - yes it does! nom nom nom coffeeeeee
@galadrielspitcher - hahahaha! =)
@galadrielspitcher - Haha, they have ADHD, so their energy is purely natural. =)
@electrons_in_hatius_2009
- @oOo_itsJuJu - hahaha yes!
I do not accept your theory as valid. I think I disprove your theory because I NEVER drink coffee and it is a very rare occasion when i nap. also, even if i do nap i typically do not need any chemical aid to wake me up.
Instead I have two other theories:first, you are just addicted to caffeine and your body is currently incapable of functioning correctly without that chemical.second, cats nap all the time because it taunts people.
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