October 5, 2012

• pendulums

  so i just took this nap, which is pretty normal for me. the only thing is my naps usually last for about 20 minutes, but this one went for at least an hour. i had this crazy dream. I was at some kind of family reunion, and at this reunion this thing that, as it turns out, is really hard to describe. so I drew a picture of it.

  

  so see that is me up there on the weird suspended platform and there is my family there on the ground. in my dream this platfomr thingy was probably about a hundred feet off the ground. and for some reason my family had it up there and we would just go and sit on it because that makes so much sense and it was so safe. well i was sitting up there, having a good time, in a plastic box. i really don’t know why i was in a plastic box. then out of nowhere, the box slides to one end of the platform and hits the side. this makes the platform swing a little that way. but then when it swayed back, the swing was larger. and then when i swung again, it was even larger. so basically i was on this big pendulum that was totally not obeying the laws of physics. it felt like the swinging pirate ship ride. but scarier.

  

  eventually i got down, but i was so confused about why it has been swinging bigger and bigger each time, because that didn’t make sense. so then i was all talking about conservation of energy and wondering why that thing had been acting that way.i was trying to explain to everyone that no, I didn’t have a death wish, it just did that on its own. and for some reason, i then had a boot on my leg. like my foot was broken or something. weird. and then i woke up and it all made sense, because things like that only happen in dreams. and then i cuddled with Joy.

  

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